My goal for this reading cycle — I call it a cycle because I’m refusing to be ruled by the “New Year’s” time constraints — is 84 books and 30,000 pages. When I wrote these numbers over a month ago, I felt I was being overly ambitious. Now, I feel the numbers may actually be too modest.

In less than six weeks, I’ve already made it through 21 books and 7,500 pages: exactly one fourth of my goal. And I’m not slowing down. Some of the librarians have been slightly lifting their left eyebrows at how often I check out half a dozen volumes.

My son and I are also working on a research project for school. We spent over an hour this weekend searching for information on his favorite inventors/engineers: Steve Jobs, Leonardo da Vinci, Nikola Tesla, Neil Armstrong, Henry Ford, and Alfred Nobel. (Okay. Tesla is actually one of my favorites.) His number one is still Steve Jobs; however, Nobel is starting to grow on him. I think it’s the dynamite.

Hugo doesn’t have a library card anymore ( irrelevant story), so while checking out the dozen or so junior encyclopedias, biographies, and History Channel specials on my card, I was given a very stern warning that I still had three books out, due in one week. This particular librarian is one I usually try to avoid for this exact reason. Most the others know I’m good for it, like a bar tab.

While in college, I learned how to read several books at once without getting character and plot confused. I also have a talent that allows me to set a book aside for several months and then go back to it as if it’s only been a day. Like watching a TV series, or several. As I read, the story plays in my mind. The special effects are just as incredible as in a theatre.

Whether print or film, I’m equally likely to yell at characters, to cry at deaths, to laugh at snarky dialogue, or to (nearly) fall on the floor during suspenseful moments.

Although it’s not healthy, I enjoy the company of fiction more than the company of people. I’m happier without the constant anxiety of betrayal. Much of what I read argues in favor of a reclusive lifestyle; horrible things happen within society, and people do nasty things to each other. If evil must exist, I’d much rather read about it than experience it first-hand. Vicarious heartbreak. This may be why I enjoy the post-apocalypse and future dystopian sub-genres so much: fewer people and more time and freedom to do what I like, not to mention automatic loan forgiveness!

Unlike that poor guy on The Twilight Zone (season 1, episode 8: “Time Enough at Last”), I’m not at risk for the irony of broken glasses, although I do have bad vision. I have to wear glasses to play video games, and I can’t drive at night or in non ideal weather without my prescription. Hindsight is literally 20/20 with me, since I can’t see road signs until I’ve gone past them. However, I have never needed glasses to read a book. In fact, the few times I’ve forgotten to take them off have been terrifying. The words jump out at me in red and green — constant after images of after images surrounding words that appear to float around or vibrate.

I don’t need 3D glasses to see things jumping out at me. And now that I’m thinking about it, I’m tempted to buy a pair and see what happens when I read with them on.